Can we put Sunrise’s “Reject The Recession” song on Spotify please?
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When an unsuspecting reporter asked someone what they did on the long weekend and they replied: “punched some cones”.
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When newsreaders Mike Amor and Rebecca Maddern called Novak Djokovic a “lying, sneaky asshole” off-air…but still on-mic.
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This drunk guy on a scooter in Bali who said “I’m fucking blind” when asked if he was safe to drive.
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When this newsreader absolutely OWNED her co-host who said: “I don’t understand how something so small can be so impressive.”
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And that time someone found a wallet at the Melbourne Cup and used a live broadcast to try and find the owner.
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When this guy was talking about the wild dogs in his neighbourhood and felt the need to REALLY explain what they’re like.
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And his wife is just so chill about the whole thing.
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The “chk chk boom” girl’s re-enactment of a shooting in Kings Cross, complete with accents and sound effects.
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That time Andrew Rochford accidentally called Kitty Flanagan “clitty” on The Project.
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She did have the perfect response though.
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When Grant Denyer flew in a stunt plane while reporting the weather and passed out for a good minute.
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When Kristin Davis gave the most awkward interview on Sunrise, where she literally begged Kochie to not ask about Sex and the City.
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She was in town to talk about her activist work, but Kochie interrupted her saying: “Yep, alright, get on to Sex and the City.”
Then, they made her re-enact a scene from the show, even though she told them: “I don’t know that this is a great idea, frankly.”
